Naughty ones..

  maulik patel
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“If more than one mouse is mice then more than one spouse is spice!!!!”
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Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didn’t you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer Santa: That is not restricted
 
Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes._________________________________________________________________________
Santa: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
 
 
Santa: "When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job."
Banta: "Did you?"
Santa: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed
 
 
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi (I feel bad since it was my first gaadi... Morris Oxford whose copy was Amby)
 
 
Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam
 
 
Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
 
 
Santa: I kiss my wife every day before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
 
 
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
 
 
Santa: "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".
Banta: "Kamaal Hain, ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"
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A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married,
Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua
 
 
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