“If more than one mouse is
mice then more than one spouse is
Officer Santa: Madam
swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didn’t
you tell me when I was removing my
Officer Santa: That is
got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning
Santa: Amazing, I got divorce
for the same reason.
Santa: "When I woke up
this morning, I felt like going out and
Santa: "No. I stayed in
bed until the feeling passed
Santa: So simple, Bail
Gaadi (I feel bad since it was my first gaadi... Morris Oxford whose copy
Q: Why was Santa
writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an
Santa: I'm a proud
father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What's he
Santa: He's not
studying, they are studying him!
Santa: I kiss my wife
every day before leaving for office, what
Banta: Me too, after u
Pappu, while filling up
a form: Dad, what should I write against
Santa: "Hi, Main Bol
Banta: "Kamaal Hain,
ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"
A Chinese pair
accidentally had twins without getting married,
Guess what they named
them... Jo Hua, So Hua