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LAW OF TELEPHONE : When u dial a wrong number,u never get an
engaged one.
ur hands become coated with grease,
ur nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP : Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI : If u tell the boss u were late for work because
u had a flat tire,the next morning u will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS : The probability of meeting someone u know
increases when u are with someone u don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT : When u try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work,it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS : The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.
THEATRE RULE : People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle
arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE : As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
ur boss
will ask u to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.


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