Newton's Law

  Monika
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Once when Newton came to India and He watched a few
>Tamil movies and had his head spinning. He was
>convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were
>just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything
>he had done.
>
>
>In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to
>such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few
>scenes:
>
>
>1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to
>the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent.
>In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in
>the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes
>through his ears taking away the tumor along with it
>and he is cured. Long Live Rajanikant.
>
>
>2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted
>with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but
>unfortunately only one bullet. Guess what he does? ...
>He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle
>gangster..& shoots the bullet towards the knife. The
>knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the
>gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the
>knife kills the middle one.
>
>
>3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster.
>Rajanikanth has a revolver but he has no bullets in
>it. Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your remotest
>imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As
>soon as the gangster shoots,
>Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his
>revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the
>bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the
>gangster dies....
>
>
>This was too much for our Newton to take and he was
>completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he
>happened to see a movie for one last time and thought
>that at least one movie will follow his theory of
>physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy
>that all in the world hasn't changed.
>
>Oops not so fast.
>
>The Climax finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know
>that the villain is on the other side of a very high
>wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he
>tries like one of those superman techniques that our
>heroes normally use.
>Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain
>because it's the climax.
>
>(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually
>impossible)
>
>Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket
>(Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and
>when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he
>shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with
>his second gun.
>Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
>
>
>
Newton commits Suicide.



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