Newton's law

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Newton in romantic mood:

Universal law:
“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,it can only be transferred from 1 girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money. “

1st law:

“A boy in love with a girl, continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continues to be in love with him, until or unlessany external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.“

2nd law:

“The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is the same as increment or decrement of the bank balance. “

3rd law:

“The force applied while proposing a girl by a guy is equal & opposite to the force applied by the girl while proposing a guy."

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