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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
 
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

 
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Three dreams of a man:

 
 
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.

 
To be as rich as his child believes.
 
 
To have as many women as his wife suspects...

 
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife
the kidney.
 
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.

 
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Generation Next Motto
: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko
karne denge.
 
 
 
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"U love someone..U marry someone else. ..The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband And the one u loved

 
becomes the password of ur mail id"

 
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What's the diff between Dava & Daru ?
 
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and

 
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

 
 
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

 
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

 
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and the final one!!....

 
 
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed

it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut !




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