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Nice little thoughts for the day

There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.


Three dreams of a man:

To be as handsome as his mother thinks.

To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...


Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife
the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.


Generation Next Motto
: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko
karne denge.

"U love someone..U marry someone else. ..The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband And the one u loved

becomes the password of ur mail id"


What's the diff between Dava & Daru ?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and

Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.


Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.


and the final one!!....

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed

it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut !

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