One of best Hilarious IT interview

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One of best Hilarious IT interview

WORK FOR MONEY... BUT SEE THAT.....MONEY WORKS FOR U...     

Amazing interview, probably can help you in your future interviews . Last answer is awesome..............


Interviewer : Tell me about yourself.
Candidate : I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology.


Interviewer  : BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!
Candidate : Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it ..
What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not invest so much of money".(The baap actually said - "I will never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya



Interviewer : ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete yourengineering.
Candidate : Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know, these cricket matches and football world cup , and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.

Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.
Candidate : Oh, is it ? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket matches really affect exams a lot.. I think they should ban it .



Interviewer  : Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.
Candidate : No, no... I am talking about Exams!!

Interviewer:  Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?
Candidate  : Obviously, completing my Engineering . My mom never thought I would complete it . In fact, when I flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST (Bus
corporation in Maharashtra ) through some relative.

Interviewer :  Do you have any plans of higher study?
Candidate: h e he he.. Are you kidding? Completing 'lower' education it self was so much of pain!!

Interviewer :  Let's talk about technical stuff. On which platforms have you worked?
Candidate  : Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my current platform. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you can see I have experience of different platforms! (Vashi and Andheri are the places in Mumbai)

Interviewer :  And which languages have you used?
Candidate : Marathi , Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in German, French, Russian and many other languages.

Interviewer:  Why VC is better than VB?
Candidate : It is a common sense - C comes after B. So VC is a higher version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up w it h a new language VD!

Interviewer : Do you know anything about Assembly Language?
Candidate:  Well, I have not heard of it . But I guess, this is the language our ministers and MPs use in assembly.

Interviewer  : What is your general project experience?
Candidate  : My general experience about projects is - most of the times they are in pipeline!

Interviewer:  Can you tell me about your current job?
Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata Info Tech ltd. Since joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that Bench was another software like Windows .

Interviewer  : Do you have any project management experience?
Candidate:  No, but I guess it shouldn't be difficult. I know Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone call and use speaker facility. And very important - I know few words like - 'Showstoppers ' , 'hot fixes', 'SEI-CMM', 'quality', 'version control', 'deadlines' , 'Customer Satisfaction' etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes!

Interviewer: W hat are your expectations from our company?
Candidate : Not much.
1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand..
2. I would like to work on a live EJB project . But it should not have deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent.
3. I believe in flexi-timings.
4. Dress code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear t-shirt and jeans.
5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so as to avoid breakdown due to overwork.
6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term preferably 1-2 months) assignments. Personally I prefer US, Australia and Europe. But considering the fact that there are Olympics coming up in China in the current year, I don't mind going there in that period. As you can see I am modest and don't have many expectations. So can I assume my selection?

Interviewer:  he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our
organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before. Welcome to INFOSYS. 

The fellow was appointed in a newly created section 'Stress Management' in the HRD of Info sys.


So Just be urself......u never knw wats ahead of u....... Be Honest and Original...............true to urself!!!! 



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(¨`·.·´¨) Alwayz
  `·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep 
(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ Smiling! 
  `·.¸.·´   Rupesh

T hanks & R egards,

R upesh T hakur




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