Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonaldâ€™s, and got it.
If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"
Rajinikanth knows Victoriaâ€™s secret.
Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many
seconds you have left to live.
Rajinikanth wears glasses to protect the Sun
Once dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajinikanth and refused to pay back. That was the last time anyone saw dinosaurs.
Had Rajinikanth met J K Rowling, he would have killed both Harry and Voldemort in the first book itself.
Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes
Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club
Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection
Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge
Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As
a result small pox is now eradicated
Rajinikant can lick his elbows
When you say â€œno one is perfectâ€�, Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult
Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary
in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
The statement "nobody can cheat death", is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajini cheats and fools death everyday
Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Corcin.
Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that's when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
Rajinikanth's brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury's.
Rajinikanth doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.
Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the
tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined
â€œvictimâ€� as â€œone who has encountered Rajinikantâ€�.
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
Rajinikanth is a champion in the game "Hide n' seek", as no one can hide from
Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an
action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better not to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
The universe came into being when Rajinikanth sneezed. And we call it the big bang!
Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
Its official now! The missing piece of Apple's logo is eaten by RajniKanth.
Rajinikanth doesn't turn the lights ON.. He turns the dark
Rajinikanth ran in a marathon from Delhi to Chennai. Earth started spinning north-south instead of east-west.
Once a girl lost her virginity. Rajnikanth got it back for her.
The movie â€™300â€² was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named â€™1â€².
Rajnikanth has a 7th sense!!
Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good "or else". The result? Mother Teresa.
Rajnikant does not install an anti-virus on his PC. All computer virus are looking for an Anti-Rajanikant software to save themselves from hands of Rajanikant.
Wanted revised: Salman - Ek baar jo maine commitment kar di uske baad main sirf rajnikanth ki hi sunta hu.
Rajinikanth once leaned on a tower. From then onwards it is called Pisa tower!
Rajnikant never writes queries to the Databases. Databases send their queries to Rajnikant!
Once Rajanikanth raced with time, time is still running.........
Why did obama came to India? To receive the payment of NASA's rocket he sold to RAJNIKANTH for
Rajnikanth doesnâ€™t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Rajinikanth can "Checkmate" in one move.
One day Rajinikanth kicked a stone in the beach and it is now called
Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.
As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply assembled the alphabets and that is
how we have the alphabets in the order of A to Z now..!!
Human blood type is usually 0+, A+ or AB.. Rajini's blood type is AK-47.
Rajanikanth once sneeze on computer since then computers are infected by Viruses.
Myth Busted: For
long the World has believed that the magnetic needle in a compass always points in North. The truth is it always points in the direction Rajinikanth is looking.
Rajinikanth knows what came first - the chicken or the egg!
Rajani can draw straight line using
Rajani can find corner in a circle.
what is the color of rajnikant's blood and sweat - UNKNOWN. he never bleeds or sweats
Rajnikanth never sells a movie. He gifts it to the nation.
Rajinikanth can squeeze orange juice out of a banana.
Google gets answers for all its searches from Rajinikanth.
Galileo used lamp 2 study. Graham bell used candle 2 study. Shakespeare studied under street light. But, do u know about... RAJANIKANT?......only AGARBATTI !!!
Once Rajnikanth forgot his toys in California.. and thats how DISNEY LAND came into existence.
Rajnikanth decided to sell his urine... RED BULL(ENERGY DRINK)!!!!!
Before tom cruise, rajnikant was approached for the
movie "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE", but he refused it as he found The title insulting his personality.
Once Rajnikanth donated blood to a
poor and weak child suffering from Polio out of sheer humanity.. Today, he is known as..The Great Khali!
Hrithik tried 2 compete with rajni in dance.. result..he is on a wheel chair in guzaarish.
There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth
allowed to live.
Rajinikanth can run Windows 7 with 640KB of memory.
The real tragedy secret. One day Rajnikanth has some stomach problem.... That day today is called as Bhopal Gas Tragedy.
Government pays Tax to Rajni for working in India
In olden times a boy went to Nepal and made mountains of snow. Today the boy is called Rajnikanth and the mountains are known as the Himalayas.
Do you have any idea why in japan there is frequent earthquake?? Because Rajinikanth lost his mobile in japan in vibrate mode.
While playing once Rajnikanth said 'statue' to a girl..now its know as 'Statue of Liberty'!
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