Best of Rajnikant Jokes.

  Ramesh A
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Rajnikant jokes - must read.





* RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG ........ LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA!!!!!!!!!!



* RAJANIKANTH DID HIS Kindergarden FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!!



* GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR LIVING IN INDIA!!!!!!!



* DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE: WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE.........!!!!!



* RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD...... THUS....................... THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!!



* THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..????? Ans: BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE....



* BEST RAJANI JOKE!!!!!! EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI!!!!



* AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM MYSORE TO BANGALORE , RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA ....



* WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS????? Ans: BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!



* ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL.....! SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS ................ .............. SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!



* THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY...........................................RAJANIKANTHS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!


* BREAKING NEWS: ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE.....!! RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


* WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER????? Ans: ....................... TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!


* BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..


* Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and... Titanic in the other. Cool


When Rajnikant was studying in 3rd std....someone stole his rough note....& 
Now they call it as .............Wikipedia 
Crazy people!!!! ;)


When Rajnikant was a Student¦!!! 
Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!



Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions" 
He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"


One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play.


Law of Conservation of Rajni 


All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did... 
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating? 
Ans: Dosa... mind it!!!

Once upon a time 

Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth 

today that powder is known as 

"AMBUJA CEMENT"


Rajnikant started college. All students were confused while taking admission because name of college is

"Rajnikant's Medical College of Engineering for Commerce".






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