How professionals think?

  Anoob
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There was an interview conducted in a company for multiple positions  but the interviewer asked a common question to all, “How much is one plus one ?” (1+1= ?) and was surprised that all the professionals answered very differently …

 

Firstly an Engineer :It is a figure between 1.99 and 2.01

(Engineers always answer in a scientific and complicated way )

 

Then the Lawyer said : It is 5

(Lawyers always lie even though they know the right answer )

 

Then an architect came : He replied “please clarify  that these ‘ones’ are vertical or horizontal,if it is horizontal I have a better idea of 1x1”

(Whatever may the demand of the user ,finally they will give what they like )

 

Then a professor came :He said 1-1=0

(If they don't know the answer they will tell what they know and escape)

 

Then a Doctor came and since he didn't knew the answer, he wrote it down and went away.

(He knows that nobody can read it )

 

Then a Journalist came : He said it is  ’11’

(They're used to exaggerate things)

 

Then finally a --------- ---------- came and the interviewer asked the same question to him  and he replied :

“Sir I don’t bother about the right answer,you can put whatever answer you want , I WILL CERTIFY THE SAME AND GIVE TO YOU……”

 



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