Realistic Husband and Wife Jokes

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WIFE:Shoot him! Shoot him!
Husband: Yes, Yes. I'm changing the battery of my camera.

I will think about it
When a married man says I'll think about it , what he really means is, that He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.

Part and art of living
Having "WIFE" is a part of living...
But having "GIRLFRIEND" along with the "WIFE" is an art of living.

Head and neck of the family
It is said that husband is the head of the family, but remember that wife is the neck of the family and the neck can turn the head exactly the way she wants.

Difference between mother and wife?
What is the difference between mother and wife?
One woman brings you into this world crying... and the other ensures you continue to do so.

To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire
Interviewer to millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer:Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A Billionaire.



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