If yes, wish you a trouble-free weekend.....
A special package for business men.
An airline introduced a special package for business men: buy your ticket get your wife's ticket free.
After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.
All of them gave a same reply...Which trip?
An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can't afford another women.
New SIM to surprise her husband
buys a new SIM card puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her
husband who is seated on the couch in the living room.
She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband with the new number: Hello Darling!
The husband responds in a low tone:Let me call you back later Honey, the dumb lady is in the kitchen.
Cool message by a wife
Mother-in-law, don't teach me how to handle my children, I'm living
with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement.
Lion bounced on wife
In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on a tourist's wife.
WIFE:Shoot him! Shoot him!
Husband: Yes, Yes. I'm changing the battery of my camera.
I will think about it
When a married man says I'll think about it , what he really means is, that He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.
Part and art of living
Having "WIFE" is a part of living...
But having "GIRLFRIEND" along with the "WIFE" is an art of living.
Head and neck of the family
is said that husband is the head of the family, but remember that wife
is the neck of the family and the neck can turn the head exactly the way
Difference between mother and wife?
What is the difference between mother and wife?
One woman brings you into this world crying... and the other ensures you continue to do so.
To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire
Interviewer to millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe
everything to my
Interviewer:Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A Billionaire.