Interviewer: What is
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!
Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,
umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain..
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market..
Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse
Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan
nahin pa raha
Why did Santa sleep with a scale?
Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.
Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo..
Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...
Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also