Sardar Bashing II

  rupesh
  karma level 59775

2 Sardar

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,

1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate he.

2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?


1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha..!!





Sardar and Police


Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Police: Kyo huss rahe ho?

Sardar: Me to uth ta hi subha 9 baje hu.!




Doctor
And Sardar .

Sardar to Doctor: Mujhe 1 problem he.

Dr: Kya?

Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta

Dr: aisa kab hota he?

Sardar: Phone karte waqt.!!




Sardar
at Home

Man: Sardarji aap ko garmi lagti he to kya karte ho?

Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hu.

Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?

Sardar: To A/C 'on' kar leta hu.!



Sardar and prayer

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,

"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."

After 11 years an angry Vahe Guru
appeared & said,

"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"

The real

Ek sardar ki chhatri me hole tha,

kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyu?

Sardar bola: Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega

Sardar and Hitler:

Hitler: "Theres no word like
IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"

Sardar: Ab bolne se kya faayda?
" Jub kharidi thi tab check karna tha na

Sardar n Computer

Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k liye.

Salesman: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?

Sardar: Oye yaar,
mujhe computer me windows lagani he.




Two Sardars

1st sardar: oye..

agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha he ki banda so hi jaye..





1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .

1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho?
Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz
guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua,
train kya cheez he?



Sardar and Practical Exam

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?

Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You are failed!
What's your name?

Sardar: See my legs & tell my name..


--
(¨`·.·´¨) Alwayz
  `·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep 
(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ Smiling! 
  `·.¸.·´   Rupesh

T hanks & R egards,

R upesh T hakur




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