Some Interesting Definations

  Vinay Natekar
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Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears :
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture :
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'

Conference :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise :
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary :
A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room :
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father :
A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor :
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic :
Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile :
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office :
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn :
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc .:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee :
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes .

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death

 




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