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INTERESTING DEFINITIONS


School:


A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.


 Life Insurance:


A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.


 Nurse:


A person who works up to give you sleeping pills.


 Love Affairs:


Something like the game of Cricket where one-day internationals are
more
popular than a five day test match.


 Marriage:


It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters.


 Divorce:


Future tense of Marriage.


 Tears:


The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
feminine
waterpower.


  Lecture:


An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to
the
notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"


 Conference:


The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.


 Compromise:


The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he
got
the biggest piece.


  Dictionary:


A place where success comes before work.


 Conference Room:


A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees
later on.


 Classic:


Books, which people praise, but do not read.


 Smile:


A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


 Office:


A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.


 Yawn:


The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.


 Etc.:


A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.


 Committee:


Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that
nothing
can be done together.


 Experience:


The name men give to their mistakes.


 Atom Bomb:


An invention to end all inventions.


 Philosopher:


A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.


 Diplomat:


A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually
look
forward to the trip.


 Opportunist:


A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.


 Optimist:


A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am
not
injured yet."


 Miser:


A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.


 Father:


A banker provided by nature.


 Criminal:


A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.


 Boss:


Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.


 Politician:


One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.


 Doctor:


A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.








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