The Honest Dictionary

  Mahipal
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THE DICTIONARY
 
 

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

 
 

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

 
 

DIVORCE:
Future Tense
of Marriage

 
 

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either

 
 

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present

 
 

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece

 
 

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine
W ill P ower is
defeated by feminine water-power!

 
 

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage

 
 

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on

 
 

ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before

 
 

CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read

 
 

SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!

 
 

OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life

 
 

YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth

 
 

ETC:
A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do

 
 

COMMITTEE:
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together

 
 

EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes

 
 

ATOM BOMB:
An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions

 
 

PHILOSOPHER:
A fool
who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when dead

 
 

DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip

 
 

OPPORTUNIST:
A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river

 
 

OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

 
 

PESSIMIST:
A person
who says that
O is the last letter
in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
in OPPORTUNITY

 
 

MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!

 
 

FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature

 
 

CRIMINAL:
A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught

 
 

BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early

 
 

POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later

 
 

DOCTOR:
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you

 
   
 
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