THE JEWISH MISTRESS

  toddler13
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> >
> > A Jewish husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine
> > restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes
> > over to their table, gives the husband a big
> > open-mouthed kiss,
> > then says she'll see him later and walks away.
> > The wife
> > glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"
> > "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my
> > mistress."
> > "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife.
> > "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"
> > "I can understand
> > that,"
> > replies her husband, "but
> > remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping
> > trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more
> > summers in Tuscany, no more Jaguar in the garage and no more
> > yacht club. But the decision is yours."
> > Just then, a
> > mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on
> > his arm.
> > "Who's that woman with Moishe?" asks the
> > wife.
> > "That's his mistress," says her husband.
> > "Ours is prettier," she
> > replies.
> >

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