The Leave Application-Too Funny!!!

  mudit gupta
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The Leave Application-Too Funny!!!

See , how people write leave Applications.
It’s murder of English language. But Too Funny.
Just Read It.
The Leave Applications;)
Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave."


This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son’s head , please leave me for two days.."


Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week’s leave.."


From H.A.L. Administration Dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."


Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"


An incident of a leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."


A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"


Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."


Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith…"


Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below…"


Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".


Letter writing:-

"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."


A candidate’s job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant – Male or Female’… As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post


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