The mother's lot
These three bits epitomise MOTHER!
Mother, going about her housekeeping and cooking chores "Does anyone have a
recipe for 'I don't know' and 'I don't care'. It is what my family requested
me for supper and I can't seem to find any recipes"
"My daughter told me that I should get tattoos with the names of my
children. I told her that I already have a few of those. They are called
God couldn't be everywhere. So he made mother.
Is there a substitute for mother?