The New Book of Alphabet:

  Vipan
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  The Old Book of Alphabet:
A
  is for apple, and   B   is for boat, that used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, but let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Now The Book of Alphabet:

  's   for arthritis;  's   the bad back,   's  the  chest pains , perhaps car-di-ac?

D   is for dental decay and decline,   E   is for eyesight, can't read that top line!   F   is for fissures and  fluid retention ,   G   is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H  high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;   I   for incisions with scars you can show.   J   is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K  is for knees that crack when they bend.   L   's for libido, what happened to sex?   is for memory, I forget what comes next.
  is  neuralgia , in nerves way down low;   O   is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
 
   for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!  
Q   is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?   is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
    is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,  T   is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!   U   is for urinary; troubles with flow;   for vertigo , that's 'dizzy,' you know.
W   for worry, now what's going 'round?      is for X ray, and what might be found.   Y   for another year I'm left here behind,   Z   is for zest I still have-- in my mind!
         
I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed 7
 



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