On the way ahead, that horse jumped
suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the
ground, she patted the horse's back and said
"This is your first
She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride.
After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said
is your second time"
and continued. When the horse dropped her third
time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse
I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor
animal. Are you crazy?"
She gave a silent look
is your first time!!!"
Husband: "That's it.. We are happy ever after."
it to women for a laugh and to guys who can handle a joke