**This is why I don't like visiting my
rich friends:* *
**Once when visiting a very rich friend of mine,* *the maid approached
and asked me.**
1- Question :What would you like to have for a drink, fruit juice,
tea, hot chocolate, cappuccino, frappuccino or coffee?
Answer: Tea please.
2- Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush
iced tea or green tea ?
Answer : Ceylon tea please* *
3- Question : How would you like it? black or white?
Answer : White* *
4- Question : Milk or fresh cream?
Answer : With milk* *
5- Question :Powdered milk or fresh milk ?* *
Answer : Aah , fresh .
6- Question :Goat's milk or cow's milk?
Answer : cow's milk please .* *
7- Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: umm , think I'll just take it black
8- Question : would you like it with a sweetener, sugar or honey or
Answer : with sugar* *
9- Question : beet sugar or cane sugar ?
Answer : cane sugar* *
10- Question : white, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: Oh ya , forget about the tea , just give me a glass of water
11- Question : mineral water , tap water or distilled water?
Answer : mineral water* *
12- Question : flavoured or non-flavoured?
Answer : I think I'll just die of thirst!
13- Question : How do you choose to die sir?* * *