time to laugh..

  maulik patel
  karma level 70010

One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home.

As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started to think to give a kiss to her beloved one. With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her 
"Honey, would you give me a kiss ?"
Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" 


" Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" 

He asked grinning at her. 

" No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

"Oh come on!

There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".

" No way, it's just too risky!"

"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?".

" No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".

"Oh yes you can. Please?"

" No, no. I just can't" " I'm begging you ... "

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and

The girl's elder sister showed up in her pajamas, hair dishevelled,

And in a sleepy voice she said,

" Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or can I do it. Or if need

Be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake and all of ours....

TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL .......

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A cute, good looking secretary came angrily out of the boss's cabin......

A colleague asked : "What happened ? "

She replied : "He asked, 'Are u free tonite?'"

I said: "Yes." .....

..... And the bast**d gave me 50 pages to type !!!


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Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing.

He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge.
Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.
When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?"
The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00."

Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that is a very expensive faucet. It's certainly out of my price bracket."

She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.

The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one.

From the storeroom the manager yelled. "Ma'am, do you wanna screw for the hinge?"

Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."


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'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple


minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners...

' 'Go away!' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door
and pushed it wide open... ''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until
you have at least seen my demonstration. ''

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her
hallway carpet.

''Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this
Horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat
the remainder.''

The old lady stepped back and said, ''Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."




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