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The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born.... until you fall in love


SMILE -
is a language of love

SMILE -
is a source to win hearts...

SMILE -
creates greatness in ur personality
SO....

Brush ur Teeth today onwards



A cigarette shortens your life by
2 min..
A beer shortens your life by
4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..


History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure
but think from page 15 to 26 sir....


Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age
hitler commited suicide

Marriages are made in heaven

, then what are made in Hell?
Ans :
the days after marriage

During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.


I wrote ur name on the sand ................

it got washed away,

I wrote ur name in air..........................

it got blown away,

So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
I
got a HEART ATTACK



LOVE is like a CIGAR

It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are
chain smokers


ur smile can be compared to a
flower
ur voice can be compared to a
cuckoo
ur inocence to a
child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best



True love is like a pillow

u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy

so when u need true love

spend Rs.50/-
Buy a pillow



Dear Friend,


when i ask u flower,

u give me bouquet

when i ask u a stone

u give me a statue

when i ask u a feather

u give me peacock


ARE U REALLY DEAF ?




I had VODKA with WATER

I felt DRUNK

I had WHISKY with WATER

I felt DRUNK

I had RUM with WATER

I felt DRUNK

I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!



when i call u;

1
ring means i'm thinking of u;
2
ring means i like u;
3
means i miss u;
4
means .........pick d phone idiot


Teacher :
four beautiful ladies r walking on the road.
change it to exclamatory sentence ....
Student :
WOW !





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