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F irst-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students

The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"

Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade

Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office.
While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal
what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a
test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to
the first-grade and behave.She agreed.

Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to
take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Boy.: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Boy.: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should
know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy. can go to
the third-grade."

Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him
The principal and Boy. both agree.

Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of ?"

Boy., after a moment "Legs."

Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Boy.: "Pockets."

Ms Neelam: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious
and contains thin whitish liquid?"

Boy.: "Coconut"

Ms Neelam: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy.
was taking charge.

Boy.: "Bubblegum"

Ms Neelam: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog
does on three legs?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy.: "Shake hands"

Ms Neelam: "Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"

Boy.: "Yep."

Ms Neelam: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get
wet before you do."

Boy.: "Tent"

Ms Neelam: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best
man always has me first."
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka

Boy.: "Wedding Ring"

Ms Neelam: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me,
you feel good."

Boy.: "Nose"

Ms Neelam: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."

Boy.: "Arrow"

Ms Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat
and excitement?"

Boy.: "Firetruck"

Ms Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u
have to use ur hand."

Boy.: "Fork"

Ms Neelam: "What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on
others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're


Ms Neelam: "What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins,
like pumping, & is responsible for making love?"

Boy.: "HEART."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy.
to Harvard University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

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