Tricky to happy retirement is to keep busy.

  Monika
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Why I Like
Retirement !


Question:
How many days in a week?

Answer:  6
Saturdays, 1 Sunday


Question:

When is a retiree's bedtime?

Answer:
Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Question:
How many retirees to change a light bulb?

Answer:
Only one, but it might take all day.
Question:
What's the biggest gripe of
retirees?

Answer:
There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question:
Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?

Answer:
The term comes with a 10% discount.
Question:
Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?

Answer:
Tied shoes.
Question:
Why do retirees count pennies?

Answer:
They are the only ones who have the time.
Question:
What is the common term for someone who enjoys
work and refuses to retire?

Answer:
NUTS!
Question:
Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?

Answer:
They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there. 

Question:
What do retirees call a long lunch?

Answer:
Normal.

Question:
What
is the best way to describe
retirement?

Answer:
The never ending Coffee Break.
Question:
What's the biggest advantage of going back to
school as a retiree? 

Answer:
If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
Question:
Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss
work, but misses the people he used to work with? 

Answer:
He is too polite to tell the whole
truth.
And,
my very favorite...
.

QUESTION:
What do you do all week?

Answer:
Monday through Friday, NOTHING. Saturday 
Sunday, I rest.

HAVE A WONDERFUL
WEEK END



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