Truth of Life........ !!!!!!!!!!!

  vicky
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 Life is simple, not easy.Don't try to understand life.
Just Live it.


3 Easy Ways To Die ..............................

1.    Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.


2.    Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.


3.    Love someone truly - You will die daily.




1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.


2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After
Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY



3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman


If you Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE .




4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.




5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.

Moral : BE SPECIFIC




6. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.



7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.



8. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.




9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL .



10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY twice.

Because as per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake



















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