Ultimate Jokes.

  Raj Kumar
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How to catch a squirrel

How to catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and just be yourself. Squirrels will come to you on their own. Because they just love NUTS !


What would confuse

What would confuse a mentally challenged person?
Answer: A pineapple.Confused. ..? I knew you would be!



Easiest way to die

Easiest way to die:
1. Have a cigar daily - you will die 10 years early.
2. Have drinks daily - you will die 30 years early.
3. But love someone truly - you will die daily!



Men want 3 qualities in wives

Men want 3 qualities in wives : Economist in kitchen, artist in home devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.


Little Johnny's attention


The maths teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44? Little Johnny quickly replied, Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!


I Have Changed My Mind


Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.
Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?



What is your height and position?

Control to pilot: What is your height and position?
Pilot: I'm five feet eight inches and i'm sitting down.


Why do bees hume

Why do bees hume? Because they've forgotten the words.


Santa found the answer

Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever:
What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.



Maths & Women

Maths Women are the two most complicated things in this world...But maths at least has some logic!


We waste time

We waste time looking for the perfect lover,instead of creating the perfect love....Tom Robbins.


Why women live a better life

Why women live a better, longer a peaceful life?
Because, women don't have a wife. 



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