WAYS TO TURN MEN
HE: I'm a photographer.
I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic
surgeon. I've been looking for a face likeyours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a
date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the
same mistake twice.
HE: Will you go out
with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry, I'm having a headache this
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must
turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me
SHE:Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked
you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I
don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one
will be if you sit down.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
WOMEN WHO NEED SOME LAUGH AND TO MEN WHO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!