DESPITE ALL THIESE WE STILL LOVE THEM, AREN'T YOU?????????? ??
# Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
# Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.
# Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
# Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
# Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
# Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
# Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
# Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
# Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.