means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with
it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
I help with dinner?"
means...."Why isn't it already on the table?"
huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
would take too long to explain."
means..."I have no idea how it works.
going to be late."
means...."Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a
a break, honey, you're working too hard."
means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
means...."Are you still talking?"
a really good movie."
means...."It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful
means...."It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."
know how bad my memory is."
means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address
of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification
Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
means.... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
means.... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to
death before I admit I'm hurt."
I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
means.... "...And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
can't find it."
means.... "It didn't fall right into my outstretched hands, so
I'm completely clueless."
did I do this time?"
means.... "What did you catch me at?"
means.... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and
am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you
don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
know I could never love anyone else."
means.... "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it
could be worse."
means.... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm
not lost. I know exactly where we are."
means.... "No one will ever see us alive again."
share the housework."
means.... "I make the messes, she cleans them up!