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Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. An hour later Mr. Sharma turns to his wife and asks, "Honey, did we pay our Airtel bill payment yet?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
Mr. Sharma, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Honey, did we pay our American Express card yet?"
"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she says.
"One last thing, honey. Did you remember to send cheques for the Visa and MasterCard this month?" he asks.
"Oh, forgive me dear," begged Mrs. Sharma. "I didn't send that one, either."
Mr. Sharma grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 20 years. Mrs. Sharma pulls away and asks him, "So, why did you kiss me?"
Mr. Sharma answers, "We are saved darling. They'll find us!"
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