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Why Indian Students are attacked abroad



 It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named 
Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said

'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:?

'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

'Very good!

Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, 
shall not perish from the Earth?''

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar.

'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. 
Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history 
than  you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'F ___ the Indians,'

'Who said that?' she demanded.

Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General  Custer,1862.'

At that point, a student in the back  said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'

Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese  Prime 
Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Chandrasekhar  jumps out of his chair  waving his hand and shouts to 
the teacher,

'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997'

Now with almost  mob hysteria someone  said 'You little shit. If you 
say anything else, I'll kill you.'

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice,

'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.'

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on 
the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!'

And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008



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