Why Men Are Just Happier People....

  vicky
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MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE


NICKNAMES

· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and  Sarah.

· If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.


EATING OUT

· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.  None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

· When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


MONEY

· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

· A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she  doesn't need but it's on sale.


BATHROOMS

· A man has six items in his bathroom:  toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a  towel .

· The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.  A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these  items.


ARGUMENTS

· A woman has the last word in  any argument.

· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


FUTURE

· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


SUCCESS

· A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

· A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


MARRIAGE

· A woman marries a man expecting  he will change to suit her ,  but he doesn't.

· A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.


DRESSING UP

· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a  book, and get the mail.

· A man will dress up for weddings and  funerals.


NATURAL

· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

· Women somehow   FALL APART  ....  deteriorate during the night.


OFFSPRING

· Ah, children.  A woman knows all about her children.  She knows about  dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


THOUGHT FOR THE  DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes.  There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

SO, send this to the women who have a sense  of humor and who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.



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V‡ÇK¥


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