Why Newton Committed Suicide.....????????

  Ritvik Ohri
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Here is the reason. Why Newton Committed Suicide..... 

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head 
spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just 
a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. 

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he 
went paranoid. Here are a few scenes 

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be 
cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great 
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes 
through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long 
Live Rajanikanth! 

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. 
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. 

Guess, what he does? 

He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the 
knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the 
gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle 
one. 

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no 
bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest 
imaginations. 

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, 
Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the 
bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. 
Bang... the gangster dies... 

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and 
decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, 
and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The 
whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't 
changed. Oops, not so fast! 

The 'climax' finally arrives. 
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very 
high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of 
those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. 
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. 
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually 
impossible?) 

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. 
He throws one 
gun 
in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he 
uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. 
The first gun fires off and the villain is dead. 

Newton commits suicide...



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