a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his ... first
witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and
asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you,
Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a
big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate
people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when
you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a
two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'