Its better to be a man.

  mzm rukshan
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Reasons Why it’s Better to be a Man …..


Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.


You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.


lf someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
If you’re 34 and single, nobody notices.
You can write your name in the snow.
Everything on your face stays its original color.


Chocolate is just another snack.
Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
One mood, all the time.


Wedding Dress Rs.15,000 only
You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
Princess Diana’s death was almost just another obituary.


You don’t have to remember everyone’s birthdays and anniversaries.
‘Cristiano Ronaldo’ doesn’t live in your universe
Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room
Same work …. more pay ….


You don’t care if someone is talking about you behind your back.
Someday you’II be a handsome old man.




--
Rukshan


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