Wonderfully described definitions.

  Sheikh Shariq
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...Wonderfully described definitions... 
  
 


CIGARETTE:
 
A pinch of tobacco 
rolled in paper 
with fire at one end 
and a fool at the other! 





MARRIAGE:
 
It's an agreement 
wherein 
a man loses his bachelor degree 
and a woman gains her master 





LECTURE:
 
An art of transmitting Information 
from the notes of the lecturer 
to the notes of students 
without passing through the minds 
of either 




CONFERENCE:
 
The confusion of one man 
multiplied by the 
number present 





COMPROMISE:
 
The art of dividing 
a cake in such a way that 
everybody believes 
he got the biggest piece 




TEARS:
 
The hydraulic force by which 
masculine will power is 
defeated by feminine water-power! 




CONFERENCE ROOM:  
A place where everybody talks, 
nobody listens 
and everybody disagrees later on 




ECSTASY:
 
A feeling when you feel 
you are going to feel 
a feeling 
you have never felt before 




CLASSIC:
 
A book 
which people praise, 
but never read 




SMILE:
 
A curve 
that can set 
a lot of things straight! 





OFFICE:
 
A place 
where you can relax 
after your strenuous 
home life 




YAWN:
 
The only time 
when some married men 
ever get to open 
their mouth 











EXPERIENCE:
 
The name 
men give 
to their 
Mistakes 







DIPLOMAT:
 
A person 
who tells you 
to go to hell 
in such a way 
that you actually look forward 
to the trip 









OPTIMIST:
 
A person 
who while falling 
from EIFFEL TOWER 
says in midway 
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!" 








MISER:
 
A person 
who lives poor 
so that 
he can die RICH! 




FATHER:
 
A banker 
provided by 
nature 





BOSS:
 
Someone 
who is early 
when you are late 
and late 
when you are early 




POLITICIAN:
 
One who 
shakes your hand 
before elections 
and your Confidence 
Later 




DOCTOR:
 
A person 
who kills 
your ills 
by pills, 
and kills you 
by his bills!

 


'There are many languages on earth, Smile speaks them all.' Keep Smiling :-) Someone who Cares you to Smile.- Sheikh Shariq .



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