You Get One Wish...

  Mridula
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You Get One Wish...

There was a man walking down a beach in california. he stumbles across a
lamp, and out comes a genie. "I'm sick of granting wishes, so you only
get one wish", says the genie. The man thinks for a minute, then
replies: "I never been to Hawaii before. I'm too scared to fly, and I
get seasick. So I want a bridge built to hawaii". The genie replies
"That's too big of a wish". Think of the Longistics of that. Think of
how much concreate, how much steel. How would the supports ever reach
the bottom of the pacific?" No, no, think of another wish", says the
genie.
    The guy thinks for a minute
and says "I never really understand my wife. What do women mean when
they give you the silent treatment? What do women mean when they start
staring, and making gestures at you. I wish I could really understand
women better.
.
.
.
.
.
The genie replies: "You want that bridge 2 lanes or 4" .



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